Ladies, Furries and Gentlemen - I have found the most awesome game i will NEVER play.

What's more awesome than Gurren Lagan, has more explosions than a Micheal Bay movie and is made by a company who's lineup is based on the Black and Grey morality?

Given up yet?

Metal. Wolf. Chaos.

(it looks more awesome when you see the poster art)

For those who don't know, the plot has Micheal Wilson, the 47th president of the United States of America, taking back his beloved country by demolishing city after city in his power armoured suit of awesome while trying to reclaim his country...from his own vice president, RICHAAAAAAARD! Hawk. Yes, the plot is absolute cobblers, but this game doesn't need plot to keep itself going like Armoured Core does.

Instead, Metal Wolf aims for So Bad its Good territory...and steamrolls about 300 miles past it. The game's main appeal lies in its crazy cast (Jodie Crawford, we mean you!), loads of explosions (everything in this game explodes - more often than not in spectacular style) and of course, the president himself, who basically speaks in Catch Phrases and one liners ("Something something something... BECAUSE I'M THE PRESIDENT OF THE GREAT UNITED STATES OF AMERICA!" , "HOW DO YOU LIKE ME NOW?" and "YEEEEAH! Suck. On my... Missile Punch!" being a few small classics). Did we mention that it invented "Belive in your own justice" WAAAY before Gurren Lagan did?

Of course, every game has its flaws, and MWC is no exception. Despite the game's awesomesauce being developed into the guns the explosions, the enemy bosses, the charecters (although Wilson stands out, the other cast members get a lot of good dialog), the game is strictly NO EXPORT FOR YOU. Despite being fully dubbed in English, the game was not released outside Japan.

The worse part? it probably never will be. Therefore, if you want to lay it, you are either going to have to import a copy (good luck with that!) or get a torrent. Shame isn't it.

Oh! I almost forgot! Video Evidence!

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Gameplay Video - Liberty Island.

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The opening cutscene.

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The ending cutscene. SPOILER if you are going to hunt down a copy.

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Gameplay video - New York.

And now...its time for my Afternoon Tea. Nothing like sipping some delicious Doculin Tea...and watching you getting your clock cleaned!